5 posts tagged “funny”

Behold:

http://www.youparklikeanasshole.com/

Epic. I'm tempted to print out as many slips as possible and just keep them in my wallet for such an occasion. The grocery store nearest my work has been home to the absolute worst parking jobs I've seen in my entire life.

My camera's been racking up pictures I've been meaning to make whole posts about, but I am LAZY. so here they all are in their glory:

Powered by Wii, baby

I dunno what YOUR pc runs on, but it's definitely not as cool as this one at work.

Muni on Halloween

Terrible. I had to wait 4 freakin' trains to even attempt to fit into one... I greatly dislike Halloween. Almost as much as I dislike the Castro. Almost...

Ben's costume

... anybody get it? Anybody? Possibly the greatest costume I've ever seen... Ben's a genius. He suggested somebody else go and buy some PVC pipe at OSH, cover their limbs in it and call themselves the Internet, but it was a bit too late. ahahaahahahaaahhaaha...

ahaaahaha

Yes, I have no shame. Bad picture ftw fools, not like I ever cared! Just for growth reference of my first goatee... I think I'm closing in on week 3. I think.

And because no post would be complete without a song share, I give you this -

Come Again (Tokyo Cafe Remix)

So, how did do with that weekend goal? No goal? What did you do this weekend?

ahahahhahahhaahhaahaha, I laughed for like 5 minutes after imagining reading the QotD typo out loud. HAHAHA!

SO, HOW DID DO WITH THAT WEEKEND GOAL EHH??

Sweet fancy moses... I am WAY too easily amused. But I wouldn't have it any other way. XD

Oh, and I did next to nothing this weekend. Like... seriously. I had a fun last week though! And this upcoming week could be amazing funs as well. We shall seeeee.

Will probably post again tonight after a jog. Probably. =p

     So, one of my co-workers (Mike Ngo) really, really hates this one pretty old R&B song, 'Return Of The Mack' by Mark Morrison. We tease him daily with it in any way we can, whether it be just playing the song near him, luring him into a Mark Morrison photoshop, or anything else you can think of. It's all in good fun, but... he takes it WAY too far sometimes. Like, to the point of leaving work early, without his carpool, saying "I'LL JUST WALK HOME OR SOMETHING" (20 miles).

     It's funny, trust me. We only do it because he still hasn't given us a good reason as to why he despises it.

So, in our quest to find out by egging him on more and more, here's my latest creation.

Slam Of The Mack (jiggens mashup)

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     It's a mashup of Pendulum's 'Slam' and an acapella track of Mark Morrison's 'Return Of The Mack'. I spent a 15 minute break at work making it. We've yet to pull it on him though, since really, it just might break him. A song he enjoys, coupled with the song that crushes his soul.

Hilarity ensues!